The Old Man

Do You Know The old Man Who sells Kids Possesed Evil demon Crap?, Well He Has A Story

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''WARNING!! THIS STORY CONTAINS REAL-LIFE EVENTS AND ACTIONS, IF YOU ARE OFFENDED, SCREW YOU''

''this old man was ''born old, infact, when he was pushed out of his mother, he was an old man, after 2 months of his birth, he started drinking prune juice and devolping hemroids, the other children would want to play, but the old man usaully just spit in their face saying ''WHAT??? I CANNOT HEAR YYAA!!'' 4 months later, he was sent to millitary school, he was trained by sergant hartman, and was Punched, 2 years later he sold a kid his first item, but he gave it for free, it was a magic sword, he gave it to someone called link or something, then he studied in the feilds of science in college, one day the teacher was demonstating how to summon devil spawns from hell, then it exploded and killed everyone, exept him, he got possesed, so everything he touched would be evil, 5 years later he was the top bidder/owner of storage wars, killing everybody in one season (Insert Lost Episode creepypasta here) later he became a pedophile, and had 40 garages worldwide, each going to everyday to corrupt another kids life, he also has a factory where his evil tapes of famous shows are crafted, he then gave birth to EVIL PATRIXXX in 201X EVILL PATRIXX and the old man joined forces and started possesing more tapes and games, EVIL KERMIXXX joined in eventually too, they dress as every killer imagened to scare the crap out of creepypasta writers, Rebecka, jeff,scream, jason,saw, and alot more each day, On November 15 2012